General Disclaimer: I don’t own Peter Parker, Mary Jane Parker, Luther Manning, or really anyone or anything described, ascribed, detailed, derailed, blown-up, conflated, or otherwise depicted in the next several thousand words.  Marvel Comics owns ‘em (except for a couple originals, who are Barry Reese’s boys) and is welcome to ‘em.  This is written entirely for the sake of art, therapy, and general enjoyment, not for profit or to make a political statement on the US-European trade deficit, the decline of the US dollar relative to the yen, or any other serious concern.  In other words: this is all strictly for fun and not material profit.  Don’t bother suing me for damages, I’m too broke from University to pay for my lunch, never mind hurt feelings or gross violations of copyright law.

 

Herein will be violence, the aftermath of violence, a bit of dramatic irony, and a dash of sappiness as…wait, no spoilers!  Should any of this offend, don’t complain later you weren’t warned.

 

It goes without saying this takes place in the future (see author’s notes at the end).  How far ahead is strictly up to Barry and the rest of the Pendragon’s crew; suffice it to say Mary Jane has left the team at this point. 

 

Constructive comments, general praise, and polite disagreement can be sent to yankee_pendragon@hotmail.com  Any other sort of comments can be directed to the hand.

 

And off we go again…

 

 

 

SPIDER-MAN

By Joseph Connell

 

 

 

London, England

Summersend Eve, 2003

Evening

 

Mary Jane Parker followed the pair of dwarves who carried her luggage into her rooms in the Crown Royale, her snoozing daughter in her arms.  She thanked them both for their attentiveness and requested they contact her regular nanny.  The senior of the pair, one Briar Gravehar of Barrowskeep, informed her this had already been done and Miss Harnesski would be over in a few minutes.  Mary Jane in turn favored both with her winning smile (causing both attendants to blush mightily beneath their full beards) and thanked them again as they quickly let themselves out while she laid her sleeping child on the sofa.

 

Being half-owner of one of the more successful hotels in London had its advantages; near-slavish devotion on the part of the staff (who thrived as much on her good humor and kind words as the silver she always slipped them for even the smallest duties) was definitely among them.  It sometimes left her feeling a tad guilty, which was why she was such a good tipper.  It wasn’t as if she couldn’t afford it.  The fact it was public knowledge she was a permanent resident of the hotel ensured bookings remained healthy, which in turn ensured her bank balances remained healthy, allowing her to remain a permanent resident of said hotel, which of course ensured booking remained healthy.

 

She often thought back to her early days in New York, skipping meals just to afford mascara for interviews, living in a closet-sized studio in a back alley in the Village, and going to damn near every cattle call around no matter the product.  Even after her name was ‘known’, it seemed she and Peter were forever struggling to remain solvent.  She’d lost count of how often they’d had to relocate since exchanging vows.  It made a sort of sense in retrospect, teaching her in backhanded fashion what to cherish and what to let go. 

 

Now she here she was: one of the richest women in Europe (maybe not on the local Fortune 500, but certainly within the top 1,500), half-owner in one of the city’s Five-Star hotels, her face on every third or fourth billboard from Edinburgh to Prague, and recently-retired ‘member’ of the premier super-hero team under this damned magic barrier.

 

She’d give it all up in a heartbeat for the chance to be with Peter again, if only for just five precious minutes.

Anna, with her usual sensitivity and sense of timing, chose that moment to stir and fuss.  “Its okay, sweetie,” Mary Jane murmured, brow furrowed.  Anna had given her no end of worry in recent months.  Although remarkably fast in developing her physical dexterity and balance, she had yet to clearly vocalize more than the usual toddler babble.  Just as well she was away from Lyonesse; it was an open secret she had the entire team wrapped around her tiny fingers, not entirely to the benefit of the team itself.

 

Surprisingly, she hadn’t kicked up that much of a fuss at their departure.  If anything, the toddler had been a tad pensive on the train, but soon amused herself by turning her considerable charms on the rest of the passengers before nodding off.  Even the gruff satyr she’d shared most of the ride with, who had introduced himself as ‘William Somethingorother’, complimented Mary Jane on her offspring’s development and insisted he’d seen her somewhere before.  The fact their train passed her billboards at least five different times went unmentioned.

 

Now that they were home, it was rather inevitable she’d awake.  The child rarely slept more than a few hours at a stretch anymore, mirroring her mother in this (or was it vice versa?).  Mary Jane rubbed her back for a bit as Anna turned her expressive brown eyes on her, the pointed towards something immediately behind her.  Mary Jane looked about, seeing only the 52-inch television she’d had installed shortly after moving in. 

 

“You want to watch some TV?” she asked her daughter softly.  Anna’s insistent murmur was her answer.  Mary Jane kept hoping that eventually she would develop the same interest in books and science like her father.  For now, her interest in science was limited to the next episode of UFO Chasers and Doctor Omega, and even then she only paid attention when some colorful monster made an appearance.

 

Still, Mary Jane could deny her nothing, and so activated the television and moved off to busy herself with a bit of unpacking until Miss Harnesski arrived.   Anna made some cooing noises and resettled herself in the cushions, looking ready to drift back off to sleep.  The volume was down to a bare whisper, and so Mary Jane had no idea what was on the screen, simply hoping it would keep Anna entertained for a few minutes. 

 

She did however hear Anna murmur something that sounded like “Da-da.”  Surprised, she looked over towards Anna, her vanity case in her hands.

 

“Hmm?” she asked the toddler.

 

“Da-da,” Anna insisted, clearly but sleepily.  Confused, Mary Jane looked back to the television, surprised that she’d tuned into the BBC Prime news.   “Breaking News!” was flashing on the screen with colorful (and familiar) costumes seen in the background.  She squinted at the image for a moment, trying to make sense of the chaos on the screen.

 

Then she saw the source of the chaos.

 

Mary Jane didn’t feel her cosmetics case slip from her suddenly nerveless fingers, nor hear as its contents spilled noisily at her feet.  Distantly, she wondered if there wasn’t now probable cause to have her committed, seeing what she was certain she could not be seeing in high-definition resolution just a few feet away. 

 

Utter madness was the more believable option.

 

Anna simply muttered “Da-da.”  Then dropped back to sleep.

 

 

“The destruction of Crystal Palace effectively ended any organized resistance in North America, affording the invaders invaluable breathing space in which to consolidate their hold on the continent.  Debilitating as the loss of the facilities and staff were, infinitely more damaging was the (presumed) loss of both Colonel Nicholas Fury and, more especially, Captain Steve Rogers.”

 

“…resistance was by no means neutralized.  Despite the Avengers being forced underground and the declared neutrality of both Subterania and Atlantis, ad hoc cells of norm and meta-human resistance sprang up here and there.  What these attacks lacked in strategic oversight, they compensated for in tactical success and unpredictability.”

 

“…the invaders found their control over territory and the facilities they coveted far more tenuous than appeared at first glance.  If anything, the lack of centralized authority and control over this resistance contributed directly to its very success.  How could one predict, never mind defend against an enemy who wasn’t aware of its own actions?”   

 

Excerpts from The Victorious Dead: Metahuman Resistance to the Martian Invasion (2002 – 2021 CE) [New Random House, 2074 CE]

 

 

Niagara Falls, North America

Late Autumn, 2012

Night

 

It had been raining for three days straight, coming down in thick sheets.  The persistent downpour was feed new life by the thick emissions from the smokestacks of the invader’s recently built facility, which stretched the length of the falls themselves.  Fine details of the place were lost in the darkness and rain, leaving in their place only the naturally menace all such places always invoked.

 

Peter Parker - Spider-Man - gazed at the facility through the pair of night vision goggles he always carried now.  Crouching is the devastated brush that neighbored the Falls, he visually scoured every available inch of the massive structure.  “You getting this, Colonel?” he asked, sub-vocalizing into the mini-mike on his throat.  Even with the din caused by the heavy rain and the roar of the Falls themselves, there wasn’t any point to taking chances.

 

“Clear as high noon, Webs,” came the response only he could hear, his earpiece pressed close to his eardrum.  Indeed, the Stark 20K LLUV goggles he wore painted the world in hues of bright green, canceling out both night and rain.  Experienced as he was, Parker couldn’t make heads or tails of the purpose of the facility, other than to marvel at its sheer size.  He could make out the odd service droid (recognizable by its five legs and abundance of tentacles), but otherwise saw no Martian machines in evidence.  It was puzzling to say the least, even accounting for the fact much of the region had already been ravaged, pillaged, and otherwise depopulated.

 

“Any ideas?” he asked into his mike.

 

“Other than it’s building up a helluva lotta power?  Nope.  SWORD doesn’t have anything equivalent on file.  Neither does SHIELD.”

 

“So I’m going in for a look-see, eh?”  It wasn’t really a question.  Parker simply donned his familiar mask and resettled the goggles over his eyes, then was crawling off towards the facility.  “Go passive,” were the last words he spoke as he slowly edged his way out of his hidey-hole and into the waiting shadows.

 

He’d made some improvements to his basic costume in recent years, keeping his trademark red-on-blue style intact (though the colors were now darkened to where the red was darker than dried blood, and the blue was so deep it was nearly black).  The material itself was an experimental Kevlar mesh that theoretically muted his heat signature to where he’d be missed by passive sensors as well as afforded some protection from weapon’s fire.  His trusty web-shooters had incorporated some of the improvements from Bill Reily’s designs, and could now shoot web-pellets with the force of a high-powered sniper rifle.  He also wore an external bandolier slung across his shoulder, Chewbacca-style, for extra web cartridges, grenades, detonators, and survival rations that tasted worse than moldy cardboard.

 

Never let it be said your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man couldn’t change with the times.

 

Even so, even with nearly a decades-worth of experience in creeping about in the shadows of tripods and hunter-killer fliers that made the nightmares of Wells and Cameron (respectively) seem plain silly, it proved slow going trying to approach the massive facility while keeping to the shadows.   There was plenty of cover to use, true, but experience had taught him long ago never to presume anything.  Not surprisingly, it took him nearly two hours just to cross barely ten meters to reach one of the many service hatches he’d observed opening and closing on its surface, every watchful all the while for the least tingle of his spider-sense warning of danger.

 

Yet there was…nothing.  Even when one of the service droids popped out of its hatch, scampered over his legs to reach its destination, and preceded to do its bit of work less than an arm’s length away, even this didn’t elicit even a tickle of premonition at its appearance.  He forgot to breath the entire time it was in sight.

 

A flash of paranoia had him wondering if the invaders had finally cracked the secret and found a way to block his spider sense.  When no hunter-killers or other death machines appeared, even for several minutes afterwards, did Spider-Man manage to convince his otherwise stiff limbs to get moving once again.  Not thinking about the panic that perpetually hovered on the edge of his awareness, not thinking about how this was most certainly a trap and he would never see daylight again, not thinking about how long it had been since he’d seen his wife or spoken with another human being or felt warm and safe, not thinking about any of these things allowed Parker to ease off the cover of a decent-sized service port and wiggle his way in with a minimum of fuss.

 

The goggles again proved their worth once he was inside, clearly illuminating what was surely an otherwise empty and pitch-black corridor barely large enough for him to belly crawl through.  He hated to think what might happen if a droid needed to move through there with him in it; probably report him as a blockage, at which point the game would be up and he’d be in no position to kiss is sorry ass good-bye.

 

He continued crawling all the same.  He was soon sweating from anticipation and exertion, all senses alert and muscles aching like mad. 

 

He continued crawling, fingers outstretched across the surface before him, feeling and searching and grasping.

 

He continued crawling, counting each precious breath as his last.

 

He crawled on, desperate to outrace the panic that dogged him.

 

He crawled on and on, feeling the curved walls of circuitry and wires and instruments surrounding him press down on him…burying him.

 

He crawled on and on and on…and nearly screamed in relief and borderline hysteria when he reached the end of the conduit, somehow forcing open the hatchway silently and calmly to allow him to exit.  No sooner had he shut the hatch behind him than it popped open again, allowing one of the five-legged service droids to scuttle out.  He might have laughed at his luck, if he believed in luck anymore.

 

Spider-Man blinked several times behind his now sweat-soaked mask, trying desperately to comprehend the sight before him.  “Hope you’re getting this, Manning,” he sub-vocalized into the mike, managing to move his neck enough pan across the length and breadth of the chamber, his goggles capturing as much of the sight as possible.  He retained just enough presence of mind to re-position himself along the wall where he emerged, so as to hopefully not experience any further surprises.

 

From his perspective, the chamber was…vast.  It was easily 200 meters from floor to ceiling and twice that across.  Despite the abundance of circuitry, wiring, and machinery embedded into every available surface, its cavernous space was otherwise nearly empty.  There were Skorpsmen and service droids in attendance, scuttling here and there between read-out stations and other devices, though fewer than he’d expected. 

 

At the center of the chamber itself stood a glowing column of…something.  As best he could see there was no supporting structure to it, either to give it shape never mind hold it aloft.  This column hovered completely unaided just above the ground, alight from some vast power within it. 

 

Spidey caught sight of something else hovering and moving near this column, and carefully adjusting the magnification of his goggles for a closer look only to feel bile build in his throat what he saw: a hover-disk, not unlike those used by the Skorpsmen themselves, atop which rode a clear fishbowl-like container of bubbling, reddish liquid, with tiny tubing and bits of instrumentation on its surface. 

 

Within this container was a human brain, intact and pulsing within the reddish liquid. 

 

The hoverdisk did not remain still, but zipped about almost recklessly from one Skorpsman or instrument to another.  The clones would nod when it approached, presumably in acknowledgement of some order, then move off to a new instrument or enter some adjustment to their work.  Parker mentally kicked himself for leaving his snooper-mike back at the base; the collapsible dish was no bigger than the palm of his hand, but could pick up the sneeze of a fly nearly a mile away.  It likely didn’t matter anyway as he suspected the brain (whoever or whatever it was) was communicating its orders through a medium other than simple vocal speech. 

 

Shaking away his irritation, Parker felt the first prickling of his spider-sense, though more of a casual warning than a full-blown bells-and-whistles alert.  The column began to flare and glow a bit brighter now.  Studying it through the magnification, he would swear he could almost make out images coalescing within it: the shapes of tall buildings, trees in full bloom, even people moving about casually and unafraid. 

 

A gentle chime rang out, along with a melodious babble that served as the invader’s language.  Tapping his ear, Peter activated the translator function of his earpiece. 

 

A dull, metallic voice boomed in his ear.  […HO….NO…ABLE…..EXPED….FORCE…TO……AG….A.]

 

Spider-Man silently cursed again, though this time at the unavoidable time lag the translator always took when activated.  The next words made him forget all this.

 

[REPEAT: THRESHOLD NOW STABLE.  GATEWAY ESTABLISHED.  EXPEDITION FORCE ONE TO STAGING GROUND FOR INSERTION.]

 

The sight of buildings within the glowing Threshold had crystallized further, and a familiar Cathedral’s dome was visible now.  The sky over it was a unpleasant shade of pink and some of the pedestrians looked like refugees from Hogwarts, but he put this down to simple distortion created by the generation of an artificial gateway through sub-space between two points in simple three dimensional space-time (possibly created by the unfolding of a specific pair of Calabi-Yau Manifolds and then connecting the ends, thereby bypassing inconveniences like several thousands of miles of air and ocean and then-impregnable barrier of mystic energies…not to mention terminating several years into the relative past…all the while likely causing poor Albert Einstein to spin about in his grave at the sheer impossibility of it).

 

All these connections clicked in his mind in barely a heartbeat, the implications coming equally quickly to mind.  “Threshold…?  Jesus, god, no!”  He couldn’t help but breath his horror aloud as a trio of tripod scouts, smaller and quicker than their war-fighting counterparts but equally as well armed, marched into view through an unseen portal. 

 

Never mind that the Barrier had fallen years ago; if this worked the invaders could make the Orson Wells broadcast in 1938 a literal reality, or worse!

 

To his later shame, Parker would realize he was frozen in panic and outright horror at the realization of what the invader’s planned.  He was alone, barely armed, and in a nest of Martians preparing to invade the past.  It was a perfectly forgivable, human reaction.  Fortunately, another electronic voice rang out clearly.  It was spoken normal English, simply magnified and modulated by normal electronics, and rang against the empty walls as clear as bell’s echo.

 

“Now, Parker!” 

 

It was all the prompting he needed, his body moving nearly independently of his mind. 

 

He let go of the wall, shooting out a strand of webbing and swinging across the length of the chamber with his left hand.  From his right he launched a volley of web-pellets, each hitting like high-caliber bullets.  Skorpsmen and equipment fell victim to this first volley, which was followed quickly a by a second volley, then a third.  More clone troopers fell; more machinery was smashed and began smoking. 

 

Spidey kept moving, desperate to keep from presenting them an easy target.  He swung until he landed on another wall, then ran a dozen zigzagging paces before launched himself into the air again, shooting out a web-line only at the last second and recommenced swinging and shooting.  All the while the Martian voice from earlier was calling out.

 

[ALERT.  ALERT.  ALERT.  ALL SECURITY CLONES TO THRESHOLD CHAMBER.  ALERT.  ALERT.  ALERT.]

 

“Ah, shaddup!” Spider-Man called, wishing he knew where the speakers were so he could blast them.  Several small explosions from his earlier attack were heard far below him, and small fires had broken out here and there. 

 

[ALERT.  ALERT.  THRESHOLD STABILITY: 88% AND FALLING.  ALERT.  ALERT.  EXPEDITION FORCE PREPARE FOR IMMEDIATE INSERTION.]

 

“Don’t think so!”  He let go of the web-line he swung from, executing a complicated somersault-roll in mid-air to land directly atop one of the scout tripods, then leaping off to land smoothly on the ground.  The scout quickly reared back and struck with one of its many tentacles attempting to skewer him.  He again wait until the last second, then jumped to land on the extended limb, giving the tripod’s unseen occupant an equally unseen but evident grin.  The scout lashed out with its other two tentacle arms, both of which were easily and effectively dodged.  

 

Through the gathering smoke, Spider-Man could make out approaching teams of Skorpsmen, all of them carrying weapons of one sort or another.

 

[ALERT.  THRESHOLD STABILITY AT 69% AND FALLING.  EXPEDITION FORCE PREPARE…PREPARE…PRE…]

 

“Oh, do shut up!”  It was the same electronic voice that had called him out of his earlier paralysis.  “They do go on and on, don’t they?” 

 

Spidey had leapt again, purely on instinct, and landed next to the Threshold itself.  The Brain was hovering next to him, hanging there calmly even as the Skorpsmen and tripods gathered and surrounded them.

 

“I do hope you aren’t thinking of doing anything heroic and silly, dear boy.”  The brain’s ‘voice’ gave no hint to its origins or gender.  “I’d hate to think I’ve gone to all this trouble just to have you get yourself needlessly killed.”

 

“What the hell are you talking about?  An’ why aren’t they firing at me?”

 

“Oh, they don’t dare fire this close to the Threshold itself.  At least not yet.”

 

“Mexican standoff, huh?”

“Martian standoff, actually.  None of which matters right now.” 

 

“Really?”

 

The acidic sarcasm was lost on the brain, which blithely continued “What matters, dear boy, is that you must leap into the Threshold itself within the next, oh, two hundred and nine seconds.”

 

Parker snorted and braced himself, extending both arms and readying himself to go down fighting.  “And why would I do that?”

 

“For two simple reasons,” the brain stated, sounding oddly smug.  “First, because the gateway that has been opened leads directly to London, England nearly a decade into the past.  Which, I might add, is where a certain lady is.”

 

This was enough to nearly send him jumping into the Threshold.  He quickly caught himself, unwilling to give either the tripods or the Skorpsmen troopers now closing in that easy a target, never mind turn his back on a floating brain.  “What’s the second reason?” he asked tightly.

 

“One hundred and twenty seconds left.  The second reason is even simpler: you already did so.”

 

“Excuse me?”

 

“You, my dear sir, contacted me directly six months ago and informed me of certain future events…all of which have come to pass.”

 

“What events?  When?  Who the fuck are you…?”

 

“You warned me you’d ask that.  Just as you warned me to warn you the shooter on your right wrist needs to be reloaded.”

 

Parker risked a glance at the aforementioned accessory, seeing it was indeed running dry.  Damned if he know how he could reload it right then.

 

“You also warned me to warn you to take a step towards your left right…now!”  To his surprise, Peter did so, and thus barely avoided the blaster shot that would have obliterated his head.  He pressed himself back against the Threshold, finding it surprisingly firm and unyielding.  “One hundred seconds,” the Brain helpfully reminded him.

 

He felt himself trembling, whether with fear or anticipation he couldn’t say.  “This…certain lady….is on the other end?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“If you’re lying to me,” he promised quietly.  “I will hunt you down and…”

 

“Seventy-two seconds.  Too late for that.”  The brain, which had been hovering at his shoulder, suddenly moved into the path of another blaster shot.   For a moment it seemed as if the containment vessel had simply absorbed the blast, the hover-disk lurching onwards unsteadily but otherwise intact.  The red liquid within the bowl however quickly began bubbling as if boiling, sparks erupting all over it.  The brain’s modulated voice droned “As the bard said, ‘I die, O Horatio, I die.’ Bye-bye!”

 

The containment vessel exploded with more force and noise than so small an object should have summoned.  Parker instinctively ducked as he and anything in the immediate area were showered with broken glass and thick fluid.  The voice overhead started back up in mid-sentence, startling him once more.

 

[ALERT.  THRESHOLD CRITICAL.  THRESHOLD CRITICAL.  15% STABILITY…13% STABILITY…11%…]

 

Explosions sounded off all around them, smoke and flame and chaos obscuring everything.  Weapons fire from every conceivable angle lanced out, missing him entirely.

 

Peter Parker shut it all out, tensed, and threw himself up and backwards.

 

And screamed as the light tore him to pieces.

 

Behind him a voice droned on in an alien language.

 

[THRESHOLD CRITICAL.  TEN PERCENT STABILITY.  THRESHOLD COLLAPSING.  THRESHOLD COLLAPSING.]

 

It continued its meaningless warning, right up to the point when the Threshold completely collapsed, and the facility housing it was reduced to its constituent atoms in a blaze of cold light that could be seen for a hundred miles in every direction.

 

 

“Of the handful of resistance fighters who remained active throughout the Periods of Consolidation and Full Dominion (2002 – 2005 and 2006 – 2015 respectively), few are more admired or have generated more controversy than the solo operative known as “Spider-Man”.  Oddly, the controversy lies not in his conduct or contributions to the resistance efforts – which were nothing if not considerable –but rather in his location throughout both time periods.

 

“…interviews with Colonel Luther Manning of the North American Strategic Command, Manning insisted on record that Spider-Man was continuously under his overall command between 2004 and his disappearance and presumed death in 2012.  While most historians agree this is perhaps an overstatement of Parker’s relationship with the NASC, they do not dispute the supporting documentation of that time period clearly showing Parker did indeed undertake missions at the NASC’s direction.

 

“…does little to explain the abundance of sightings of a ‘Spider-Man’ that were contiguous with this time period and stretching into the late 2020s, particularly up and down the eastern coast of North America  and across Europe.”

 

Excerpts from The Victorious Dead: Metahuman Resistance to the Martian Invasion (2002 – 2021 CE) [New Random House, 2074 CE]

 

 

London, United Kingdom

Summersend Eve, 2003

Morning

 

The werewolves of the Grayfur Pack were patrolling its territory in the southern edge of Hampstead Heath the night of the new arrivals. 

 

They’d fought the Football Wars (favoring Chelsea) against The Fang Gang (who declared for Arsenal) the previous night and were still licking their wounds, quite literally.  Despite their preference for sausage-n-chips and the other amenities of humankind, their lupine instincts were not easily suppressed, and so consequently many of their number were resorting to old-fashioned methods of wound cleaning. 

 

It was a bit embarrassing really; Chelsea had in fact won the match they’d gone to war over and the Fangs had been outnumbered.  Everybody swore it was the bad curry they’d feasted on before the festivities had commenced, leaving them all to a cub barely able to stand never mind fight.

 

The Pack’s leader, Guthrie, had made his opinion of them well clear the next morning.  His upbraiding might have carried more sting if he hadn’t had to run behind the bushes to relieve himself every five minutes.  Still, the Pack was sufficiently chagrined and sure to behave themselves for a bit.  Guthrie had already been dragged in by the law a couple times and hadn’t enjoyed the experience.  He wasn’t anxious for a repeat of it and so declared the Pack would keep to its territory for the rest of the week, and any Pack member caught beyond these boundaries or causing undue trouble within them would be cast out of the Pack, no appeal allowed.

 

So the werewolves policed their hunting grounds and kept as low a profile as possible.  Pickpockets and the small-time predators consequently kept an even lower profile and the local population enjoyed a few days of relative peace.

 

Needless to say, the Pack was as shocked as anyone when a five-foot, eleven-inch, spider with just two legs and smelling like he’d emerged fresh from the grave literally dropped from the empty sky right above them, yelling out in some vaguely English dialect what sounded like either a prayer or an unbroken string of curses wholly unfamiliar to their ears.  The spider managed to slow his otherwise lethal descent by firing off a few lines of webbing from his man-like arms and bouncing himself off the many trees, all of which cut his airspeed down to where he simply landed with a tremendous “Omph!”  Painful as it surely was, it beat broken bones by a mile.

 

When the spider didn’t immediately stir, the five Pack members who were in immediate attendance felt it safe to approach to further investigate, though slowly.  They noticed that the spider appeared pretty much human: two arms, two legs and a definable head all originating out of a central torso.  If their noses didn’t know better, they’d have sworn it was just some unlucky bugger dressed up in a silly-arse costume.  Oh, he looked like a norm (silly clothes aside) and bled like a norm.  But their senses caught everything about him that was hidden behind the norm-shape he wore. 

 

This one was dangerous.  The smell of smoke and explosives, of sweat and adrenaline, sang out to them as clearly as fresh blood on fresh snow.  The agony of bone-deep aches and pains, long ignored or gone otherwise unattended, fairly radiated out of his slender form like raw heat.  No one present was fooled for a moment by his repose; they could practically see the tension within him, straining and ready to be unleashed.

 

Even Barry Blackclawe, arguably the boldest of the lot, inched towards the fallen form slowly.  He had no inclination to risk his neck further.  He came within a few feet of the figure and sniffed, once, doing so very, very quietly.

 

The figure shot to its feet, grabbed his muzzle with a single hand, and snarled “Back off, fiddo!”  To his credit, Barry tried to summon a snarl in reply, but couldn’t get it out around the quintet of steel bands masquerading as fingers and thumb that kept his jaw shut tight.  Neither could he stop the trickle of urine that leaked out of his hindquarters at the sight of the large, blank eyes that viewed him maliciously.  He sensed his fellows had (wisely) scattered and fled.

 

The spider shoved him away with a snort of disgust, standing fully and taking in his surroundings.  “A dark forest.  Great.  Wonderful.  What’s next?”

 

Barry found his voice and called out in humanspeak “Oi!” 

 

“With talking dogs.  Just great.”  The spider looked down at him, fists on hips.  “I’m hallucinating you, aren’t I?  That brain in the goldfish bowl was lying and now I’m dead or I’m hallucinating because I’m nearly dead.  Am I right?”

 

Barry of course had no idea what he was talking about.  He opted for the aggressive stance. “Whotcher think yer doing in our territory? You lookin’ t’muscle the Pack out ‘er whot?”  The aggressive stance always worked with the other packs and gangs.

 

The spider just shook his head, pulling a small cartridge from the bandolier around his chest and shoving it into the metallic bracelet on his right wrist.  As he did so, he said “A talking dog with a Cockney accent.  Lemme guess, this is London and you’re part of a gang of heretofore unknown species of dogs that can talk, right?”  Barry wasn’t sure which was worse, the condescension of the tone or the echo of utter despair behind the words. 

 

He bristled at both and yelled “I’m not a bloody dog, you git.”  In a lower voice he added “An’ I’m from Croyton, thank you.  I jus’ sound like this when oim like this.”

 

“Not a dog?”

 

“No.”  Barry Blackclawe (whose real name was Barry Newton, but we won’t go there) drew himself up proudly as he could and declared, “I’m a werewolf.”

 

The spider just looked at him for a few moments, then upwards at the sky, then back at him, then the sky, then back at him before saying “Ah.  Werewolf, huh?  Well, sorry about the ‘fido’ crack, then.  Couldn’t see the fully moon through the trees.”  The condescension was back in full force, giving the shape-shifter the feeling he was being humored as one could the mentally damaged.  Barry briefly considered shifting into his wolfoid form, but suspected the spider would just get even more sarcastic.  He was suitably surprised when he was asked “This is London, right?”  There was a note of hope in those words.

 

“Er…yah,” Barry nodded.  “Yer in our territory,” he pointed out uselessly.

 

“What year?”

 

“What…year?”  He had to think on that one.  “Er…2004 or so.  It’s been hard t’keep up with old calendar, y’know?”

 

“I can imagine.  2004, huh?”

 

“Yah.”  Barry was fairly trembling now because the spider himself was fairly trembling.  He could feel the spider’s anxiety spiking, which in turn caused his own hackles to rise.  He tensed in anticipation for whatever the spider did next.

 

He wasn’t expecting the spider to bend at the knees, then spring upwards a good five metres into the air, a strand of webbing shooting from his left wrist as he did.  The spider was gone from sight seconds later, using the web-strands he fired from his wrists to swing away like a refugee from a Tarzan movie.  Barry stood rooted to the spot, watching him swing away, confused and not a little relieved.  He said nothing, even when his fellows returned with reinforcements, literally howling to know what had happened.

 

 

Spider-Man cleared Hampstead Heath in minutes, heart hammering all the while. 

 

He’d seen more war and death than he could ever recount in the last decade, and had lost any sense of hope or happiness long ago.  When the Barrier of magic had risen over Europe, against all sense or reason, he’d jealously guarded his hope that his wife was somehow spared whatever horrors were underneath it.  He’d been working on a way to get across the Atlantic to ‘cover’ the story when the invaders came.  He had thrown himself into fighting them, naively believing the war would be a short one and he would soon be reunited with the one thing he cherished above all else. 

 

But the invaders weren’t easily defeated, their weapons greater than imagined and numbers legion.  Battle after battle after battle was fought.  There were days when Parker found himself hard pressed to remember a time when he hadn’t been fighting their machines or preparing for the next battle.

 

He soon lost any sense of time, the days and years blending together into one engagement after another.  The Avengers and Defenders and X-Men and every other major team there had been disappeared from sight and ready contact.   Somewhere along the way, he heard the Barrier had fallen and the invaders had swarmed into Europe like locusts.  Sometime after that – it could have been a day or a month or a year later, he just couldn’t remember – Parker recalled that was where she had been. 

 

He couldn’t remember what happened after that, except the next thing he knew he was standing atop the wreckage of a tripod, both fists soaked with both red and green blood. 

 

Only the fact both hands, several ribs, and his right shoulder were broken kept him out of action for the next several months; that, and the fact Colonel Manning kept him doped up the whole time he was soaking in the nanite bath, letting those microscopic miracles stitch him back together in peace. 

 

He’d let go of hope after that, going through the motions of life during wartime, throwing himself into mission after mission and caring not a whit if he made it through.  Manning no doubt suspected this, and so made it point to send on missions where the opposition was minimal or the objectives were simply too vital that failure wasn’t an option.  Peter understood this and did his duty each and every time, patiently waiting all the while for his chance to finish it.

 

Now he was web-slinging through a darkened forest, after talking a hallucination claiming to be a werewolf in London. 

 

He was web-slinging through a darkened forest that was quickly thinning out, the hallucination telling him he was in London and it was 2004, which meant that the Barrier was still up and impenetrable and the invaders weren’t anywhere near this place yet…and that meant…it meant…

 

He tried to control that traitorous hope that threatened to overwhelm all sense and control, knowing he’d fail, praying to whatever god would listen that he would.

 

He burst from the trees, landing nimbly atop the tiled roof of a conventional house, finding himself surrounded by chimneys, roofs, TV antennas, and streetlights.  Beyond this, he could see the lights of the metropolis beyond, modern skyscrapers and towers rising upwards into a curiously colored sky.

 

Heedless of who might see, Peter Parker pulled his mask off.  There were tears spilling freely from red-rimmed eyes, his mind desperately trying to disbelieve what his eyes and heart knew.  He felt a stupid, dazed grin form on his mouth, the grin soon becoming a smile; it was an unfamiliar sensation, to say the least.  He felt laughter begin to bubble up in his throat, which tightened as more tears left him nearly blind.

 

The roof tiles were hard and unyielding as he fell to his knees, head bowed as emotions stronger than any he could remember overwhelmed him.  Only a decade’s worth of harsh experience kept him silent even as the urge to laugh-cry-just-plain-scream nearly choked him. 

 

Control was slow to return, his tears and borderline hysteria eventually washing through him and exhausting themselves.  Parker looked back up, breathing labored and body exhausted by its internal war.  The sun had risen and was now visible through the pinkish haze that had replaced the sky.  He blinked against its strength, having spent too much time of late under cover or in the shadows, expecting the city and forest to vanish like the dream he half-believed them to be.

 

But the rooftops and streetlights and skyscrapers and forest and TV antennas remained as he had first seen them.  He could make out figures of varying sizes and shapes and colors moving about the street.  He could hear the sounds of traffic and daily life in the near distance.

 

Peter felt like collapsing again, realizing the dream was real. 

 

He was in London! 

 

He was in the past!

 

He was in London!

 

He was…he was seeing a flying carriage…a flying carriage pulled by a winged unicorn…a flying carriage which stopped in mid-air to allow another to cross ahead of it…

 

A flying carriage.  Right.

 

He’d just spent the last decade fighting a legion of rejects from HG Wells, counted a guy who could turn himself into a walking three-alarm fire as one of his closest friend and himself had the proportional strength of Achaearanea Tepidariorum and could cling to walls at any angle; was a flying carriage pulled by flying unicorns all that difficult to believe?

 

He was laughing like an idiot.  It could have sounded healthy and sane, or hysterical and anything but; he really was in no position to judge.

 

“Okay, okay, okay,” Parker breathed to himself, gently fighting the laughter down to a manageable level.  “Okay, so, its London, right? So, this was where she flew off to, right?”  He tried to remember the details of those long-lost days; they were fuzzy, to say the least.  “Well, I think that’s where she went,” he mused aloud.  “Let’s see what we can see.”

 

Decision made, Parker pulled his mask back on and set off at a run, leaping upwards easily and bouncing from rooftop to rooftop.  He didn’t stop until he came within web-shooter range of a building of suitable size to web-swing from.  It proved to be a bit of a jog but not an unmanageable one, particularly after he decided to give his legs a rest and so hopped onto the roof of the a passing double-decker bus.

 

Doing so gave him the chance to eyeball the local scenery close up.  He’d visited London early in his career as a web-slinger-cum-photographer, but those had been fleeting visits and thus hadn’t left much of an impression.


But now…with antique carriages flying or hovering overhead…messenger pixies zipping all around…goblins and dwarves and the occasional elf meandering down along the sidewalks, some walking dogs or gargoyles, others hawking newspapers from kiosks…a dapper looking couple dressed in the latest fashion, waiting to cross the street, large umbrellas sheltering their pale skin and smiles filled with razor-sharp teeth from the sunlight…that same sunlight bathing everything in a surreal and sparkling light…

 

It was jarring, even for him.

 

He rode the bus until he was deep in the heart of the city, the distantly familiar sight of Nelson’s Column coming in view.  Spider-Man quickly stood and shot off a new web-line, yanking it hard and sending himself sailing upwards.  He swung his way between the buildings of London, trying to connect with anything familiar from his past visits, something that might tease his memory enough to connect with his last phone call to…to…

 

Peter let go of the web-line and came to rest on an office tower.  Hanging there, heedless of how far up he was, he scowled deeply at himself and mused at the workings of his mind right then.  Why was it so hard to…to just…to just remember her damn name?  He didn’t seem to have difficulty remembering much else; he could absorb technical details by studying a schematic for just a few minutes, could assemble and set the detonator of a shaped charge by touch alone, he could even the path he’d taken since waking up in that stretch of forest.   

 

So why couldn’t he remember her goddamned name?  Had it been so long he couldn’t…couldn’t remember…? 

 

Except, of course, it wasn’t really amnesia that kept him from remembering, was it?  His mind instinctively shied away from that train of thought.  It didn’t pay to go there, at least not just yet.

 

Resolving not to think in that particular direction for a bit, Parker wall-crawled up the building he was clinging to, quickly hauling himself up onto the roof.  It was hardly the tallest tower around, but it gave him a decent view of the immediate area.  He still didn’t recognize anything…but damned if it wasn’t a good view.

 

The full magnitude of his task hit him then: he was trying to find a single needle - whose face and name he couldn’t conscioously recall - in a haystack where many of said needles were of decidedly supernatural origin, and unlikely to feel much obligation to be of assistance.  He thought of simply presenting himself to the police, only to laugh at the image this brought to mind.  He muttered the imaginary dialogue aloud.

 

“Hello, Constable.  I’m Peter Parker.  Just arrived here in London and I’m looking for my wife.  No, sorry, can’t remember her name.  Yes, I’m sure she’s here in London.  How do I know?  Because I was speaking with her when this fucking magical wall cut all of Europe off.  Yes, I realize that was several years ago.  No, I haven’t been able to speak with her since then.  No, I’ve been in the States…how did I get here?  Well, you see…you see…you see I’m really Spider-Man and I’ve spend the last ten years fighting a god-dammed alien invasion that’s wiped out most of the rest of the world…no, I’m not joking.  Yes, I’m serious!  Look, could I just fill out a missing persons report or whatever you guys use?  Yes, I said I couldn’t remember her name…oh, calling the men in little white coats, huh?”

 

Parker found himself nearly cracking up as the scene played out in his mind’s eye, right up to the appearance of guys with straight-jackets and subsequent slug-fest that was sure to follow.  It made for a good laugh. 

 

He leaned back against the billboard that stood behind him, weary beyond easy measure.  Perhaps he really had gone insane.  Perhaps he’d been caught when the Threshold collapsed and he was caught in some bizarre pseudo-dimension…

 

Maybe he was just too fucking exhausted to think straight any longer. 

 

Almost against his will and certainly against his better judgment, he lay down at the base of the billboard.  The roof was solid, gritty concrete; it might as well have been the softest bedding for his abused and injured bones. 

 

Peter Parker drifted off to sleep almost instantly, the sounds and smells of the strange city carrying him away like a child’s lullaby.

 

 

On the billboard’s opposite side from where he slept, the image of a familiar redheaded supermodel looked out over the city, her smile easily brighter than the noonday sun overhead.

 

 

Interlude

Evening

 

Mary Jane had made it to the WC barely ahead of the wave of nausea that churned her stomach, and managed to bend over the toilet just as her last three meals all revisited her.  She coughed as the half-digested food mixed with bile and spit hit the bowl, gagging at the smell.  She spat and coughed and spat again, the last traces of the bile slowly dribbling from her mouth.

 

Still shuddering from her reaction, Mary Jane sat back, eyes damp and thoughts in utter turmoil.  After collecting her wits just enough to at least entertain the possibility that what was on the idiot box was real for a change, she’d actually grabbed her coat and was about to race straight out the door, only to stop dead when Anna gave a small whimper.  This naturally brought her up short and caused her to color with shame.  She could almost hear her child’s two namesakes gently and ruthlessly chiding her for nearly forgetting her responsibilities there.

 

Naturally hearing those two grand old ladies again, even as momentary delusions brought on by stress, proved too much for her; hence her worshipping to the porcelain god for several minutes.  Fortunately for her already bruised dignity, she recovered enough to stand and greet Ms. Harnesski as she stepped through the door.  The elderly Romanian matron tutted at the sight of her looking so pale and drawn, promising in her thick accent to cook up a decent meal for them all later once she saw to the child. 

 

Mary Jane put on a game face, making noises about fatigue and the like.  She smiled a bit at the matron’s not-so-gentle insistence she take better care of herself and reminded her of how Anna needed her mother.  This nearly sent her running to the bathroom again. 

 

Instead, Mary Jane swallowed her nausea and mumbled something about needing some air, tugging on her jacket and grabbing up an umbrella from near the door.  She heard Ms. Harnesski ‘tut’ at her again as she left.  It wasn’t until she reached the elevators that she realized she was holding the umbrella in a white-knuckle grip, or how her shoulders were visibly shaking from the tension within her.

 

The Crown Royale kept its old-fashioned elevators in operation, forgoing the mystic portals that the majority of hotels presently used.  This served to further distinguish it from its many competitors and (supposedly) added to its already-formidable Old World charm and elegance, not to mention ensuring the hotel employed a higher number of oh-so-polite goblins to serve as elevator operators.  The operator of the one she entered was a fellow who came up only to her elbow, the royal blue and gray velvet of his immaculate uniform somehow complimenting his deep green skin.  His hook nose, bat-like ears, and pointed teeth hardly seemed frightening as he said in a supremely courteous voice “Good evening, Mrs. Parker.  Floor?”

 

“Ground, please,” was Mary Jane’s equally courteous, controlled-to-the-point-of-being-strangled reply.  The operator gave her a curious glance, presumably puzzled by her tone and body language.  It was no secret she was beloved by the entire staff, and news of her return to the hotel had kept them hopping with excitement.  Seeing her like this was…disturbing.  The operator, who was of kindly disposition despite appearances, was strongly tempted to ask what ailed her.  Fortunately for them both he was too respectful to do so.

 

They reached the main lobby without further words between them, Mary Jane then practically sprinting out of the elevator and across the lobby like a greyhound springing out of the gate on the racetrack.  This drew some surprised looks from the concierge and a well-heeled couple who were checking in, but otherwise went unremarked upon (at least aloud). 

 

Mary Jane was grateful that she’d grabbed the umbrella, as it was darkening fast outside and the weather looked ready to take a turn for the worse.  It had been largely instinctive on her part, three years of unpredictable English weather instilling a natural distrust of any spell of clear skies or dry air. 

 

She was simultaneously shouldering her way through the revolving glass door at the entrance and trying to undo the umbrella’s catches as she exited the building, and so was understandably distracted enough that she nearly collided with someone standing right before the doorway.  Mary Jane wrinkled her nose at the reeking, unwashed scent of the figure, but retained enough manners to mutter an insincere apology. 

 

Barely half a dozen steps later, she was stopped dead by a voice directly behind her.  One that spoke every night in her dreams and forever reminded her of her waking nightmares.

 

“Muh…Mary Jane?”

 

End of Interlude

 

 

London, United Kingdom

Summersend Eve, 2003

Late Afternoon

 

Peter woke slower than usual, which merely meant he was fully aware of his surroundings in eight seconds upon awaking rather than his usual three.  Outwardly he remained still and would appear to still be sleeping, but was in fact reaching out with all his senses, measuring and assessing his environment intuitively.  He sensed he was alone (no sense of other presences nearby), that it was several hours since he’d laid down (judging by the angle of the sunlight upon him), and that he must have been several hundreds of meters above the ground (given how the odd feeling air pressure on his ear drums).  This lead him to remember where it was he’d laid down, the tension within him draining off.

 

Then he remembered where he was.  This had him springing to his feet and pressed back against the rear of the billboard he’d sheltered behind, eyes wide and heart pounding hard.

 

He looked all about, taking in all sights and sounds and trying desperately to disbelieve it all.  Screwing his eyes closed, Peter knocked his head back against the metal of the billboard’s frame several times.  Not hard enough to seriously hurt, but more than enough to confirm the objective reality of his situation. 

 

One of the flying carriages that had given him a momentary start earlier drifted overhead, then turned and sped earthwards.  Peter tracked it with his eyes, the rest of him held frozen by the shattering realization the sight entailed.

 

There was no escaping it: he was in London, likely a full decade into the past, under the Barrier.  More to the point, he was, if not completely safe, at least well away from genocidal death machines from the fourth planet.  Of course, one wrong step and he’d likely be falling through the Looking Glass and all the way down the rabbit hole.  He’d be having tea with the March Hare and dodging the Queen’s axmen next.

 

As if to reinforce this mental point, a small glowing sprite zipped directly into his view.  He could see it was wearing a day-glow orange beret and miniature knapsack, the latter filled with scrolls and letters.  “Oi, mon,” it called out to him, its Caribbean-accented voice easily carrying to his ears.  “Yew be knowin’ where de Bradbury Building is?”  Peter could only shake his head, once, and very slowly.  “Neh!”  The sprite drifted off, a miniature hand scratching shinning dreadlocks as it got its bearings.  It glanced back over its shoulder and snickered “Nice ‘treads, mon.”  Then it was gone.

 

Peter blinked several times in its wake.  “Okay,” he breathed to himself.  “That was weird.” 

 

It was becoming too much to take in again, so he sat down lotus style and leaned back against the billboard.  It was reassuring there was something solid and immovable to put his back against, unlike the rest of this impossible city.  Peter closed his eyes and pulled a protein bar from his bandolier.  He barely recognized the mix of clashing tastes and didn’t particularly care to contemplate them as he chewed.  ‘Never think while your hungry’ had been Manning’s advice to him some time back, which Peter took to heart after learning exactly what he’d been stuffing into himself just to stay alive. 

 

He suspected whatever was in this bar was likely laced with enough caffeine to wake a cadaver, given how he felt himself perk up almost immediately.  Swallowing the rest of it dry, wincing as he did so, Peter concentrated on the god-awful taste that lingered for a few minutes.  This gave him something else to concentrate on as he tried to formulate a plan. 

 

He could always climb atop this damned billboard and try screaming her name…if he could ever remember it, that is.  Peter scowled at himself and pulled his mask back on.  Like that would even work!

 

Instead, he sprinted to the edge of the roof and leapt into the air, enjoying the rush of the air as he plummeted earthwards.  There were flashes of shocked faces on his peripheral vision, but these were largely lost as he busied his mind calculating his rate of descent and how long he could hold off firing off a web-line.  Free-falling like this, exhilarating and suicidal as it was, gave him the rare moments of freedom and peace he’d ever known.  Manning always gave him hell for it, just like all the other risks he tended to take.  Peter privately he suspected the cyborg was simply jealous.

 

At some point he shot off a web-line and recommenced web-slinging, humming some absurd tune to himself and trying not to think about practical issues like what he would do when he ran out of webbing or needed to take a leak.  A single raindrop tapped him on the forehead, prompting him to pause momentarily to cling to one of the nearby buildings.  He paid no mind to the secretaries and the like inside who stopped their daily labors to stare and point in his direction, having eyes instead solely for the now threatening sky overhead.   

 

“English weather,” he muttered to himself with a shake of the head.  “An’ me without my umbrella-hat.”  Dark and rolling as the clouds looked, he didn’t sense any humidity to the air and ten years in the literal trenches had given him a pretty good weather-sense.  Then again, there was something…off…about the sky (besides the color, of course).  Nothing he could swear by or put a finger to, but there all the same.

 

“Maybe the weather service was taken over by wizards,” Peter mused with a private smirk before firing off another line and swinging away.

 

More solitary raindrops fell here and there, each one heavy as a herald of the storm to come.

 

Peter paid them no real mind, concentrating what he presumed to be a southwesterly route and still trying to come up with a workable plan of action.  His journey was cut short however by the sight of a pillar of lightning arcing skywards from the green expanse a few hundred yards distant.  Peter heard his voice quipping, “Now there’s something you don’t see every day.”

 

A familiar hum of his spider-sense rang in his mind, this hum quickly becoming a full alarm.  This in turn lead him to amend his course towards the park, knowing all the while he would be too late.

 

 

Somewhere a phone rang once, twice.  The receiver was picked up by a nearly transparent hand, and was raised to an equally translucent ear.

 

Fingers that could barely be seen in the shadowed room drummed on the long table, each impact sounding with a delicate tink-tink of hollow glass upon the wood.

 

A voice that was human grunted into the receiver, which was quickly returned to its cradle.  The elegantly dressed figure turned to his companions.  What might have been a smile creased his barely-discernable features, his skin catching the vague lighting both within and without the room, causing it to twinkle like delicate crystal.

 

“Our guests have arrived,” he stated, his voice sounding more like a distant and empty echo than actual words.

 

 

Hyde Park

Late Afternoon

 

The few locals who were present in Hyde Park that day and survived to tell the tale, would all describe the scene in similar imagery: it looked as if the empty air itself were being torn open.  The air was filled with an almighty din, something crossing the simultaneous squealing of a thousand cat in agony with ten thousand steel nails being dragged across thousands of different blackboards.  Those few witnesses who had fled after the first few moments of this agonizing noise found themselves bathed by the exotic and indescribable light spilling through the impossible aperture. 

 

The already threatening sky overhead became positively hellish in comparison to the unnatural glow bathing the area as the ‘tear’ expanded on its own.  The ‘place’ beyond the tear itself, if such a word was applicable, seemed little more than a constant swirl of colors and flashes of things that weren’t colors; several went blind or catatonic by such direct exposure to what lay beyond, their minds letting go of all reason as a result. 

 

Those brave few who continued to watch had little time to absorb this sight.  Stepping through this ‘tear’ was a pair of strangely shaped machines: saucer-like forms seemingly held aloft atop a trio of strangely jointed legs. Several appendages resembling large tentacles could be seen radiating from their metallic bodies, these appendages whipping about in random gesticulations.  There were no doors or windows or any such opening that could be seen upon their otherwise smooth silvery hulls.  Each stood a good fifteen meters off the ground.  The ‘tear’ closed up behind them, though a completely different din replaced the horrible screeching almost immediately.

 

No soon had the machines stepped free of the ‘tear’ than small explosions erupted across their forms.  Smoke and sparks poured from the joints of their spindly legs while their tentacle-arms contorted themselves in bizarre fashions.  The sharp ends of the tentacles themselves seemed to blossom open, becoming finely pointed digits that bore no resemblance to fingers; each of these ended in an implement better suited for torture and bloody murder.  The arms flailed about wildly, the implements scarring or more often breaking against the silvery skin of the saucer-body itself. 

 

Emanating from the machines themselves came a wholly different noise than the screeching of the portal through which they’d arrived.  This one was only slightly lower in pitch, but no less painful for it.  It was the cry of metal dragged across living metal, each stumbling step either machine took was purchased with fresh, ever more desperate cries.  Only the bravest, or most dumb-founded, held their ground before this sight.

 

Sparks continued to cascade out of the saucers, their once-pristine and reflective hulls quickly becoming pock-marked and dulled.  They nevertheless righted themselves with a powerful effort, both standing erect and more or less remaining stable.  The saucers rotated this way and that, more smoke issuing from their chassis through invisible fractures as they moved, giving one the sense of a lost and confused traveler seeking their bearings. 

 

A particularly brave young soul dressed as a constable with the Metropolitan Police Force took a single step towards the towering, smoking machines, hand upraised as if prepared to offer assistance. 

 

The closest machine suddenly lurched forward, one tentacle snapping out with incredible dexterity and wrapping itself around the constable’s torso.  The young man cried out in both surprise and pain as he was lifted aloft.  Those still watching from the green were frozen at the sight of a half-dozen whirling blades and snapping tweezers closed in on the helpless man.

 

All present would later swear they clearly heard the same voice calling out “Ah-ah.  Naughty, naughty!”  Dropping from the sky was a figure dressed in dirt-encrusted red and black.  This figure smoothly landed atop the second tripod, smoothly somersaulting across its slick surface and vaulting upwards once more.  He landed atop the tripod holding the policeman, and threw an arm out in his direction.  “Stay still,” he shouted, a pair of soft ‘put-put’ noises issuing from his wrist.

 

A trio of small explosions hit the tentacle holding the policeman, each barely more than a pinprick upon a solid steel wall.  These nevertheless caused the appendage to loosen its grip, allowing the young officer to wiggle from its grip entirely.  It occurred to him a second too late that he was being held over twenty feet off the ground.  Fortunately, his rescuer lost no time in leaping from his newest perch, catching him before he’d fallen more than a few inches. 

 

The constable, PC Richardson, had no time to argue or offer protest.  His rescuer held him tight as he executing a complex somersault as they fell, one that was too stomach churning to think about never mind experience.    They nevertheless landed safely on the green below.  Richardson would have offered his thanks if so many terrifying facts hadn’t suddenly hit him from all sides: these tripod machines were still stumbling about, their tentacles lashing about even more wildly than before; his own near escape from those same grasping and deadly arms; and the fact his savior was grabbing him by the shirt and shouting something.  Richardson shook his head clear and asked “Er, what?”

 

“I said, get this park evacuated and call in the Army!  I’ll try to hold them here.”

 

Richardson pulled himself free and looked the newcomer over.  Recognition soon dawned.  “Oi, aren’t you Spider-Man…?”

 

A lifetime ago he might have had a smart-ass comeback to that.  Instead he shoved the young policeman with a final shout of “Move!”  Then he was off and sprinting back towards the stumbling machines.  Richardson blinked several times and pulled the radio from his shoulder, intent to do as ordered. 

 

For his part, Spider-Man fired a webline as he ran, catching the nearest Scout and using it to pull himself skywards once more.  He landed atop the damaged machine and gave them both a quick once-over.  They weren’t in good shape, either of them.  Between the constant sparking, smoking, and their general lack of stability, he doubted either could last much longer; he was actually tempted to simply find a quiet corner somewhere, sit back and watch the show.  There was no telling how many civilians they might kill in the meantime though, and he had promised the constable to keep them contained.  That had been largely out of a habit he’d thought long dead.  “This is gonna be fun,” he muttered.

 

With a sigh, Spider-Man braced himself and started waving his arms.  “Hey!” he called out to the other machine.  “Is that a dissection kit in your hands, or are you just happy to see me?”


The second Scout swung its unwieldy bulk around as if to glare at him.  It then braced all three of its legs underneath it and shot off one of its tentacles directly at him.  He calmly stood there as the metallic shaft sped towards him…only to step out of its way the split-second before it reached him.  He could feel the wind of its passage as the point buried itself in the hull of its companion.  An arc of blue electricity traveled from the breach and across the tentacle itself, causing the attacking Scout to jerk and lurch spastically for several seconds before it managed to pull its arm loose.

 

Peter himself was not idle during this.  He pulled off his bandolier and fumbled about in one of the pouches.  The tripod he stood atop recommenced its lurching gait, the hole just punched into it smoking profusely.  Peter went down on all fours and crawled towards the hole, clutching the bandolier close.  He stuffed the belt into damaged area as tightly as he could, then crouched and threw himself off the hull shouting towards the second tripod “Thanks, buddy!” 

 

Barely a heartbeat later the side of the tripod erupted outwards with flame and a powerful if muffled ‘boom’ that toppled the machine to its side, where it lay still as more fires and small explosions erupted within it.

 

The explosion also caught Peter, who was sent sprawling to the ground with a painfully hard landing.  “Ouch,” he growled, blinking away the galaxy-worth of stars dancing before his eyes.  “Cheap-ass detonators,” he cursed while he shook his head clear and regained his feet.  His spider-sense suddenly screamed and he blindly threw himself backwards, narrowly avoiding the pencil thin laser beam that sliced into the ground where he’d been standing. 

 

His vision still foggy, it was all Peter could do to keep dodging the laser by sheer instinct, letting his spider-sense guide him as he jumped, ducked, somersaulted, and otherwise simply kept himself moving.  Unfortunately, this led him to back into the still-aflame wreckage of the first tripod.  He didn’t cry out, although the pain and surprise at tripping over the dozens of pieces of metal, plastics, and otherwise was considerable.  He quickly regained his footing, only to slip on something wet that was definitely not metallic or plastic, this in turn caused him to land on something that was wet and soft.  It didn’t take much imagination to guess what that was.

 

This time Peter did scream as he scrambled gracelessly to his feet and was tried running again.  He frantically wiped at himself, all sensible thought lost at private terrors he couldn’t clearly remember.  The pursuing tripod stumbled forward to loom over him, its laser-cutter held at the ready.  It tried to track the frantic form beneath it but couldn’t establish a lock. 

 

Within the machine itself, the tripod’s operator gurgled an untranslatable curse.  While it was genetically incapable of what humans would consider real emotion, it nonetheless quivered with something akin to frustration.  The mission had been an absolute disaster thus far – from the destruction of the Threshold to the loss of its companion – and it recognized the singular cause of this.  The data had been literally hardwired into its genes during culturing and decanting.  Their species had no use for individual names, unlike the myriad of races they’d encountered since time first turned; there were only Drones, Enemies, or Food, nothing more.

 

And the individual jumping and squealing before it was most certainly Enemy!

 

The frustration became overwhelming, and the on-board systems were still out of phase and barely functioning to regulate or otherwise dampen this unfamiliar urge.   Hence it stabbed the fire control again and again, ignoring the warning claxons that sounded or systems lights that flashed dangerously all about.

 

Outside, Peter’s crazed dance of hysteria played itself out, laser shots singing out and missing him only by the grace of dumb luck.  He quickly realized his hazard and heeded his spider-sense, dodging the erratic energy beams easily if not gracefully.  Inspiration hit at some point and he pulled a piece of the fallen tripod loose, using it as an impromptu shield while the tripod zeroed in on him.

 

He threw a quick glance behind him hearing some commotion, at once relieved and panicked to see a number of dark blue uniform types lining up several meters away.  He also noticed some news crews and the like had set up shop and were likely yammering away.  With his luck they’d caught his being hysterical a few minutes earlier.  “News at fucking eleven!” he whispered to himself, panic stabbing his heart a moment later at the realization the tripod would now have an abundance of new targets to shoot at.

 

He’d seen too much death.  No more!

 

With a hoarse scream, Peter threw aside the metal shielding him and, avoiding more poorly-aimed lasers, dived forward and rolled completely clear of the tripod’s bulk.  As he did so, he managed to reach out and grab a piece of the fallen machine he’d eyed scant seconds before, doing so largely on instinct.

 

Quickly rising to his feet, he realized he was standing directly behind his attacker.  He called out “Hey, big boy!”  The tripod was already turning, though moving even more ponderously than before.  This gave him the precious moments he needed to heft the bit of wreckage with one hand, bracing himself.  The possibility this mad gambit would fail was acknowledged, but that was a distant and unimportant consideration.

 

He stood ready, tensing as the moment approached. 

 

The tripod finished turning, quickly bringing its weapon to bear upon the now stationary wall-crawler. 

 

Even before the laser had begun to move, a five-and-a-half foot length of alien metal - easily weighing no less than two tons, bent and twisted by explosive violence into a spike-like mass - was sent flying towards the smoking, tottering machine.  It pierced the tripod’s already abused hull in precisely the correct spot, where the tripod’s sole occupant resided behind a surprisingly thin sheath polycarbide-reinforced skin, doing so with nearly half a ton of pressure per square inch.  The controller caught only the sight of the metal shard speeding directly at it barely two seconds before it hit.   

 

The projectile itself buckled and broke upon impact, as did the hull where it impacted, the force of it all pushing the entire machine backwards a couple paces.  The controller itself died almost instantly, locked tightly into its control harness and thus unable to escape as the small cabin caved in.  All cerebral function ceased as its overtaxed life support and nutrient supply systems terminated completely.  This was reflected from the outside by the tripod suddenly going still, its tentacle-arms freezing for a beat, then going completely limp. Only the final, careful placement of its legs kept the machine from tumbling down to lie beside its companion. 

 

This stillness lasted the whole of ten seconds before a final series of micro-explosions erupted throughout the machine, causing the legs to buckle and collapse entirely, the rest of it crashing to the carefully cut grass of the park in a lethal, smoky mass.

 

Peter Parker simply stood there throughout the second machine’s death-knell, observing it all with a curious, distant detachment.  Even when the machine had completely fallen and the dust and dirt settle to earth once more, he remained standing, fists clenched at his sides and chest visibly heaving, looking every inch the conquering hero before the wreckage of alien death machines scant feet before him.

 

That one moment was captured a dozen times over by the press and assorted by-standers that had gathered along the periphery of the park, just beyond the hastily erected cordon of police who stood at the edge of the green itself.

 

He was deaf to the snap of camera shutters, heedless of the many photographs that were being snapped at the sight of him.  Similarly the distant chattering of television correspondents – both human and otherwise – went unheard.  The flashing lights of police vehicles and the hubbub of tactical squads maneuvering into place registered in his peripheral vision, but were otherwise ignored.

 

Truth be told, only sheer exhaustion and oncoming shock kept him from collapsing right then.

 

Only when a gloved hand landed on his shoulder did Parker start from his shock-induced paralysis.  He swung around, both hands snapping up with clenched fists.  It took him several moments to calm himself enough to recognize the figure now standing before him.  “Sorry,” he croaked in a tired, broken voice. 

 

“No problem, Web-head,” Hawkeye smiled, his eyes utterly without humor.  “Didn’t figure you for the nervous type.”  He took an involuntary step back at the scowl he couldn’t see through the familiar mask.  Trying to keep his tone light and disarming, he nodded towards the fallen machines.  “Quite a mess, huh?  Friends of yours?”  He winced at the tastelessness of the jest, unconsciously tensing for whatever might come in retaliation.

 

“Nope,” he breathed.  “Anything but.”

 

“This an invasion, then?  Damn, but they move fast…”

 

“’S not…its not that either…”

 

Hawkeye looked his occasional teammate over carefully, noting for the first time the changes in costume and web-shooters he wore.  He also noted how taller the wall-crawler was than he’d remembered, not to mention how painfully thin he was.  Yet, despite this he’d managed to take down both of those tripods single handedly.  A very, very unsettling thought occurred to him.   “Er, you’ve been doin’ this a long time?”

 

“Years,” was Spidey’s only response, the exhaustion in that one word speaking volumes.

 

Hawkeye nevertheless pressed “Lotta years?”

 

“What’s the date?”

 

“Ah, oh, Summersend…oh, uh…September 15th, twenty-oh-three.”

 

“2003?”

 

“Yeah.”  This seemed to hit Spidey like a physical blow, causing him to sway unsteadily for a moment.  His jaw worked beneath his mask as he steadied himself.  Hawkeye himself could feel the tension in the younger man, torn between wishing to offer comfort while not daring to make any sudden moves.

 

The wall-crawler just stood there, head now tilted skywards towards the approaching helicopters; American-built Apaches with the NATO compass stenciled on their sides, maneuvering overhead to cover the fallen machines with both chain guns and rockets. Military vehicles were starting to show as well, disgorging the first troops called in to seal the area and no doubt take possession of the wreckage.  Hawkeye considered his luck at being in London on his off-day; it let him get in ahead of the rest of his team, but damned if he knew how they’d handle this mess.

 

“I think the brass are gonna want to talk to you, Webs,” Hawkeye point out, only to notice the other’s distraction.  He was staring at helicopters overhead.  No, Hawkeye quickly realized; at something beyond the copters. 

 

He actually squeaked in surprise when Spider-man grabbed him with one hand, the other pointing upwards towards the city.  He could see words being spoken behind the mask, the jaw working but the words themselves lost under the wash of the ‘copters.  “Say, what?” Hawkeye shouted.

 

“Do you know where she is?”  The desperation in the question, communicated as clearly by the rock-stillness of the shoulders as the volume of the voice itself, left the archer stunned.  Hawkeye thought furiously who or what he was being asked about, doubting that simply claiming ignorance would shield him. 

 

“Wha…who?” he stumbled as Spider-man suddenly let him go and gestured wildly to one side, the rest of him not shifting so much as an inch.

 

“Her!  Her!” was the shouted response, the tone bordering on absolute hysteria.  Hawkeye couldn’t pull his eyes from the scene before him, tensing again and ready to reach for the bow on his back.  “Oh, fuck this!” was heard as Spidey spun around and ran full title towards the edge of the park, leaving a dumbfounded archer to stare on.

 

The various police and military uniforms were busy arguing between each other and with the gathered press, and so barely noticed the slender figure in red and black racing towards them until it was too late.  Even then, they barely had time to raise the alarm before the celebrated wall-crawler vaulted over their collective heads to land lightly upon a van with the BBC Prime globe painted on it.  He didn’t slow one iota as he leapt skywards from the van’s roof, firing off a web-line as he did and swinging out of sight.  A few of the camera crews and photographers had vainly tried to follow his path, missing him entirely.

 

This all took barely a quarter minute, leaving a bemused Hawkeye to grin in admiration.  “Damn.  An’ I thought I was fast off the draw.”  He force the grin to become a full smile as a collection of soldiers in full kit approached, their weapons up and pointing in his general direction.  Hawkeye raised his hands in plain view and growled to his absent teammates “C’mon, guys.  Get here and save my damn life, already.”  Aloud, he greeted the approaching troops, shouting to be heard “Afternoon, gents.  Great weather, huh?”

 

As is the way of the universe, the clouds overhead chose that moment to let loose the light rain they’d been holding since noon.

 

 

Some distant part of his mind berated him for leaving the archer as he had, but Spider-Man ignored it, just like he ignored the burning aches that ran throughout his body and the lightheadedness that played havoc with his coordination and balance.  That same bit of his psyche insisted he slow down for a moment and catch a breath.  This was likewise ignored. 

 

All that mattered…the only thing in creation that mattered anymore…was that he get a good look at the billboard he’d spied beyond the helicopters.  He was half-certain it was nothing more than a delusion, a mirage that would dissolve as soon as he found it. 

 

Even standing before said billboard for the better part of ten minutes didn’t fully convince him otherwise.

 

It was her all right, easily ten feet tall and ten times more beautiful than he pictured in his occasional dreams.  Red hair framing a flawless face with a 20,000-watt smile, all wrapped in a low-cut evening gown that just screamed money and tickled long-disused parts of his anatomy.  “Old World Elegance”, as the board’s legend declared, might as easily have referred to her as to the opulent scene behind her.

 

The light rain that was falling did nothing to dispel the mirage.  Neither did his continued staring at it.  Even the sky darkening overhead and the board’s spotlights coming on merely sharpened the image to crystal clarity.  This left him to conclude that it was, in fact, quite real.

 

His vision misted behind his mask, unfamiliar dampness chafing his cheeks under the Kevlar fabric.  He didn’t dare pull the mask off or even blink, lest even this momentary loss of sight would cause the board to disappear entirely. 

 

After some time simply standing there, staring and trying desperately to believe his eyes and heart, Parker tried to focus on the rest of the board’s content.  It was one thing to see her there, but finding her would still prove a task.  Every little clue could only help.

 

“Crown…Royale…at…Victoria,” he repeated aloud, squinting as he read the elaborate cursive script at the woman’s feet.  “Wasn’t that a James Bond novel?” he mused aloud, scratching his head, then shrugging and racing off the rooftop.  He might not remember much, but the professional courteousness of the British police (particularly when compared to the NYPD) left a clear impression on him. 

 

Even with the rain, it took him only five minutes to spy one of the trademark helmets of the MPF.  Parker grinned to himself as he landed neatly atop the streetlight the constable stood under and lowered himself via a webline to hang upside-down just a little above the policeman.  “Er, excuse me?” he asked, resisting the childish urge to rap the policeman’s helmet.

 

To the constable’s credit, he didn’t start or jump or even bat an eye at the sight of a strangely-and-somewhat-sinister-garbed figure hanging literally over his head.  Instead, he gave a polite salute and said “Good evening, sir.”

 

“Hiya.  Hey, I’m looking for, er, Victoria.”

 

“Would that be Victoria Station, or Victoria Palace, sir?”

 

Parker had to take several seconds, the constable’s unflappable manner somewhat off-putting.  “Er, not sure.  I’m actually looking for a hotel around there.”

 

“Which one?”

 

“Uh, the Royale or something.” 

 

“The Crown Royale, sir?”

 

“Yeah.  That one.”

 

The constable gave him a measuring look, then point off to his left.  “That’s near Victoria Station, sir.  About twelve blocks that direction.  Can’t miss it.”

 

“Okay.  Thanks, constable.” 

 

“Not at all, sir.”  With that, the policeman saluted again, turned, and began walking down the street, pulling at the radio clipped to his coat’s lapel.  Parker himself quickly swung away, anxious to reach his new objective.  He barely heard the constable call out “Oi, wait a minute!” as he swung off. 

 

He covered the distance specified quickly, nerves once again raw and control tenuous.  He swung himself about almost recklessly, skipping across the hoods and roofs of cars and barely avoiding the odd flying coach with a single-mindedness that mirrored obsession.  There were more than a few horns were honked at his passing, each of which he ignored. 

 

By the time he reached the imposing sight of Victoria Station, barely five minutes since speaking to the helpful constable, he felt his chest and shoulders burning from the insane exertion.  Clinging to the side of the terminal building itself and squinting through the rain for the smallest sign of his objective.  Between the rain, streetlights, headlights, odd sprite and fairy buzzing about, and the fact his head was starting to spin (again) made everything just a little hard to process.

 

It took a bit, but he ultimately found his target, the hotel’s subdued paintjob and modern-looking exterior seemed at odds with the hype from the billboard.  He could make out a wide awning with “Crown Royale” written across it, beneath which was a thoroughly modern revolving door with bay windows to either side.  There was nothing suggesting “old world” to its exterior, whatever the hell that meant.

 

Parker scratched his chin and tried to come up with a plan that didn’t involve causing property damage and him screaming like a maniac, not that he was really in any condition to do either anytime soon.  Both web-shooters were running low and the way his head felt he’d probably pass out if he raised his voice any higher than a whisper.

 

Blowing a frustrated breath, he wall-crawled to an alleyway opposite the Royale’s entryway.  Fortunately, it was empty save two metallic bins, a large one filled beyond capacity with stinking rubbish bags and a smaller one labeled “Charity Clothing”.   Crouching behind the latter, Parker eased its cover open and felt about as best he could, grabbing the first thing that came to hand and ducking back into the alleyway as several pedestrians meandered past.  Pulling it out, he nearly laughed at seeing he’d grabbed an old fashioned trench coat.  He was half-tempted to go searching for a fedora to go along with it. 

 

Instead, he slipped the coat on, noting how absurdly short the sleeves were, and pulled off his mask, gloves, and web-shooters, stuffing them into the coat’s pockets.  He ran his fingers through his tangled hair several times in an effort to make as presentable an image as possible. 

 

It took several more minutes before he could screw up sufficient courage to leave the alleyway, never mind cross the street.  Even when he managed to do both, even as he stood just a few feet from the entryway itself, Parker was still trying to come up with something plausible to say to the hotel staff to explain his presence.

 

The point was rendered moot when he was nearly knocked aside by a hurrying form that all but burst through the revolving door, a barely heard mutter of apology ringing in his ears and pulling at his very soul.  His sight centered on familiar red hair that streaked before him and nearly out of sight completely before a  voice that both was and was not his called out.

 

“Muh…Mary Jane?”

 

It was plea and prayer and question and cry of despair.  Of disbelief.

 

Of hope.

 

It stopped the red hair in mid-stride.

 

It caused the red hair to turn around, in its place shinning eyes and flawless features…so beautiful it hurt to look at them…

 

He distracted himself from the pain by forcing his voice to work again.  “Mary Jane?”  He didn’t have the strength to even wince at how hoarse and weak he sounded…and more than enough to hold her to him even as her own arms encircled him.

 

 

She heard his voice, and prayed it wasn’t her imagination or a wild dream.

 

She turned slowly, unwilling to dispel the illusion too quickly, too terrified to hope her prayers had been heard.

 

She saw him standing there, barely a few feet away: unwashed and emaciated, hair tangled and streaked with gray, many days growth of beard, skin pale as she might imagine death.  His expression was slack and unreadable behind the beard.  He shook with either fatigue or fear or fury. 

 

Her courage faltered, an upraised hand stopped from touching him lest he did prove a ghost.

 

He spoke again.  “Mary Jane?”  It was a weak sound, barely a whisper, and every angel in Heaven singing with one voice could never match its beauty to her ears.

 

Brown eyes pierced her with a fear she would forever deny there; fear of rejection, perhaps, or of further disbelief.  Did he think she would turn away from him?  Absurd!  Impossible!

 

Fear left her entirely at that, courage and strength no longer an issue.  Her feet carried her forward of their own accord, her arms reaching and gripping and holding him tight.  She nearly cried out when her touch found not illusion but solid flesh, and buried her face in a solid, familiar shoulder when his arms wrapped around her.  Her grip tightened desperately as the last traces of fear and doubt fled, and she found herself clinging to him as a drowning man might a bit of driftwood.  She could count his bones through touch alone now.

 

Tears finally came, the dampness on her own shoulder further proof this was no dream even as the rain soaked them both.

 

It struck her she had yet to speak.  Raising her lips close to his ear, she breathed “Peter?  Tiger?”

 

After that, there were no more words, their lips otherwise engaged in a more familiar, more intimate form of communication.

 

 

Many hours later – after a lengthy shared shower that became a still lengthier shared bubble bath, and several hastily prepared orders from room service that were eaten with some considerable care, plus a fair amount of intimate activity that will otherwise go unremarked upon – Peter found himself happily installed in the largest, softest bed he could imagine existing.  He had reached that level of raw exhaustion that left one giddy and unable to sleep. 

 

Having his very naked and very, very beautiful wife wrapped about him every bit a tightly as the silk sheets and thick comforter covering them both didn’t help.  It didn’t hurt either, and he certainly wasn’t about to complain.

 

She hadn’t let go of him, either visually or physically, from the moment they’d first touched outside of the hotel.  She’d all but dragged him inside, through the lobby, and into her suite without so much as batting an eyelash at the open stares and unasked questions directed towards them by the staff and others that saw this.  She’d run the shower, then the bath, rung up for food and the like, keeping him in sight at all times.

 

He hadn’t missed how she bit down her surprise and tears at the sight of his external injuries as she pulled his uniform off, or how she attended to each scar and burn and blemish that covered his body with a kiss or caress and gentle tears. 

 

In all that time, almost no words passed between them.  He would try to speak, wanting to tell her some nonsense about how beautiful she was or something, only to have her fingers gently press against his lips and silence him completely.  “Later,” she would breath in his ear, pressing closer to him as she did as though she were trying to absorb him into her.  Despite himself, he understood.  

 

He wasn’t sure he didn’t fully believe he was there either.

 

At some point, he dozed off into a dreamless sleep, only to be awakened shortly thereafter by his spider-sense suddenly going abuzz.  A new and unfamiliar weight pressed on his side and he pried his eyes open as spike of adrenaline hit him. 

 

His mind initially refused to process what he saw next: a small girl of no more than three had somehow climbed up onto the bed and crawled over to crouch beside him.  He could make out all-too familiar features from the diffuse lights outside, his heart hammering as he further saw intelligent brown eyes squinting down at him from under an unruly mop of dark hair, her small mouth grinning in the possessive way children do when given a new toy.

 

There was no doubt in his mind whose daughter this was.  The thought alone was…overwhelming.  Peter soon found himself struggling to breath, wondering if in fact he had actually lost what tenuous grip on reality he had.

 

“Da-da,” the child quietly declared, her smile widening in exactly the same way her mother’s would.

 

Only when his lungs made it clear they needed fresh oxygen did Peter realize he’d completely forgotten to breathe.  He managed a few shallow breaths when the child laid herself down to snuggle against him, still smiling that adorable and perfect smile of hers and fitting against him with impossible ease.  His eyes were fixed on the ceiling above, mind awash in questions and body shaking by this latest shock.

 

This last part disturbed the child a bit and she raised herself, again quietly informing her mother “Da-da ‘om, ma-ma.”

 

Mary Jane sleepily reached out and stroked her daughter’s hair with her free hand, eyes still closed and a smile mirroring the child’s.  “Yes, honey,” she half-muttered, half-slurred as those barely awake are wont.  “Daddy’s home.”  At this, both mother and daughter dropped back fast asleep, leaving Peter to ponder this latest development alone.

 

But it was all too much to process, however, a veritable feast of joys and shock after a decade of famine.  His head pounded in protest against taking it all at once. 

 

Yet Mary Jane’s words drove home the only thing that mattered: he was home. 

 

There would be stories and explanations and complications and tears and laughter and more tears and more laughter and bed-time reading and the thousand and one small things that constituted daily life, but later.  For now, he would sleep in safety with his wife and daughter (marveling at how easy the thought came to him), and have no fear of nightmares at their absence.  His arms gathered both to him, his eyes closing of their own accord as clean tears traced down his cheeks.

 

Outside, the city carried on with its daily life under a strangely colored sky.

 

 

Epilogue One

 

The Hierarchy (aka The Martians)

Early Winter, 2012

 

The Hierarchy that ruled the One Race reviewed the outcome of the Experiment with resignation, if such a primitive thing could be attributed to beings whose capacity for crude emotion had long ago been purged from their genetic structure. 

 

Some had argued from the outset the Experiment to be a needless diversion of resources.  Even when the outsider offered its assistance, including carefully detailed schematics that the Engineer Caste ajudged as accurate and practical, even then the argument continued against it, turning less on the merits of the plan than the source.  The outsider was recognized as one who would swear no allegiance, and who in ages past was rumored as an actual adversary of the One Race.  The memory tanks however were unclear as to the circumstances and finer details of the incident.

 

In the end it was concluded the Experiment could proceed.  The resources needed would be minimal and the power requirements easily met.  Consensus was reached to utilize one of the Native Intellects to both supervise and facilitate the work.

 

That the facility was constructed with such speed and efficiency the voices originally protesting the move were all silenced.  The early success in matter transmission and reconstruction, admittedly on a small scale and involving purely mechanistic constructs, naturally accelerated plans for wider application.  The Native Intellect charged with the Experiment projected a 61.4459% likelihood a full incursion would be possible through the void-bubble that surrounded the densely populated region in the planetary northern hemisphere.  The relatively low projection increased only to 72.7822% likelihood if the incursion force were limited and minimized to the lightest Scout mechanics available. 

 

Again the outsider proved of assistance, providing the necessary codes and calculations to the Native Intellect that allowed it to open a full Threshold through the void-bubble.  Only its continued utility protected the outsider entity from removal as advocated by the more proactive elements of the Hierarchy.

 

Once approval for the smaller incursion achieved consensus and target set, only then did the errors in the Experiment become clear.  One of the native resistors gained access to the facility and succeeded in fatally wounding the Experiment’s delicate balances.  Incredibly, remote monitoring appeared that the Native Intellect itself actively assisted the resistor in its attack, although there was no consensus on the reliability of this monitoring as the facility was obliterated just moments afterwards as the Threshold was monitored as having destabilized completely and simply collapsed.

 

Strangely, The Hierarchy received signals along a weak tychon stream that resembled the Scout’s transmission protocols.  The Tech-Synch Caste examined the recorded signals, achieving only an 11.04551% clearance of the data.  While it was indeed a Scout transmission, the distortion was so extreme and the content corrupted that further reconstruction of the datastream itself proved simply unfeasible.

 

One single image was successfully recovered: the native resistor who monitoring had confirmed responsible for the destruction of the Threshold facility, initiating a recovery of another native in darker garments from the hold of a Scout.  Based upon this data, it was calculated within a 42.670211% probability that the transmission was an actual space-time image transmitted by a Scout. The fact the second native viewed wore unfamiliar coverings indicated with a solid 69% probability that the image was transmitted from beyond the void bubble, as it matched no known covering arrangement viewed upon native life forms to date.     

 

The weakness of the datastream however made it clear the Experiment was a failure.  It did no good that a single Scout could survive transit through a Threshold if it proved incapable of providing a recoverable data dump.  The fact a tychon stream was used as the medium spoke even more strongly against reconstitution of the Experiment itself (never mind the outsiders plans had somehow been purged from the memory tanks of the Engineering Caste); such a transmission medium should have been a final resort, lest it be detected by the Great Houses lurking in Kasterborus, giving evidence their incursion across a field foresworn.

 

In the end, The Hierarchy agreed further research in such a direction would be suspended, and all involved Techs and Engineers be purged and recycled.  There was always a chance an Investigator from The Agency might call for an accounting; better to leave no evidence to be examined.  There were more immediate concerns in any case, and so the Experiment was soon forgotten.

 

 

Epilogue Two

 

A Meeting in London (aka the Unseen Hands)

Summersend, 2003

 

The long room was opulent with expensive furnishings and thick carpet.  The nighttime sounds of the city barely filtered through the thick glass of the windows, thin slivers of diffuse light coming through the slanted blinds that were drawn over the same.

 

Within the long room were three figures, two men and a woman.  The sole figure standing did so with such absolute stillness as to be mistaken for unliving stone.  “You are satisfied with events, I trust?”  There was a light, almost inaudible buzz to the man’s words, as if they were spoken through a machine than flesh.

 

“Oh, quite so, dear man.  Quite so.”  So said the man seated at the head of the conference table, his hollow features barely discernable in the weak light.  “The wreckage will of course be confiscated to the Toy Shoppe, and thus directly into our hands.  Is that no so, my dear?”

 

This last was spoken over his shoulder, to the slender figure reclining on the chaise lounge against the nearby wall.  She was curvaceous, sensual in her minimal movements, snow-white hair falling over skin the color and coarseness of concrete.  A hungry smile filled with sharp and unnaturally bright teeth flashed in the dimness.  “Yes, it shall,” she drawled with a vaguely Middle Eastern accent.  “For which you have our…thanks.”

 

The standing figure bowed ever so slightly at the waist.  “More than a pleasure, ‘Mistress of the Dance’.”  The reclining figure issued a catlike hiss at the honorific.  “But then, any benefit gained by these events is purely incidental, no?  I am after all in the service of other more…influential…interests.” 

 

The standing man moved to scratch his chin, his movements mechanically precise.  A finely manicured hand stroked his short beard for a moment, an act that apparently caused nearly invisible catches to release on either side of his head, this in turn causing his entire face to seemingly fall off and clatter across the top of the conference table.  “Damn,” he said with only mild annoyance, complex servos and antique gears working about fine electronics. 

 

The seated man chuckled softly and said “You know, I could probably do something about that for you.  I am a doctor, after all.”  There was a note of genuine sincerity in his voice.

 

The standing man simply bent over just enough to reach the faceplate, carefully picking it up and settling back into place.  “Unless you have some way of recalling the dead from the other side, my dear physician, I fear my condition is of a decidedly permanent nature.  Epitaphs are, after all, written in stone.”  He turned ever so slightly towards the reclining figure and plucked something from the breast of his close-fitting black suit.  “To you, my dear.  A small token.” 

 

The woman shifted sufficiently for the great, bat-like wings that had been folded behind her to spring fully to life.  With the grace and ease of a cat stalking a mouse, she moved from the lounge to the table, crawling across its width to lay upon her belly and accept the proffered object: a small rosette of exquisite workmanship.  She offered yet another hungry smile, making a show of holding the flower to her nose and inhaling deeply.

 

The seated man watched, eyes sparkling with crystalline delight.  “A blue rosette?”

 

The standing man snickered “Once I was the ardent supporter of democracy.  For a single, long afternoon, that is.”   With this, he bowed, turned, and walked off with all the exactness and precision of clockwork.   “My regards to you both, and to your brother, dear physician.”  He offered this farewell without turning, disappearing into the total darkness beyond the room’s only door.

 

“Alone at last,” the winged woman breathed silkily, her fangs flashing in the light.

 

“Never alone, dearest Salomé.” The hollow man stood so he could reach out to stroke her rough cheek.  He felt nothing as his empty knuckles brushed across skin as gentle as sandpaper, befitting a being such as he, who existed as little more than the fever dream of a dead sorcerer.  A throaty growl issued as this simple caress moved from her cheek to her throat. 

 

“Shall we got to the Toy Shoppe tonight, Stephen?  Or tomorrow?”

 

The empty and translucent features of Stephen Saunders, M.D. and Ph.D. of arts and crafts forbidden, smiled and said “A single day, even two, will hardly matter, dearest.”  He tightened his grip on the slender throat under his nerveless fingers, ever so slightly.

 

Salomé, Dancer of Seven Veils and Sorceress Majestrix, arched under her companion’s cold touch, her cat’s eyes rolling upwards in absolute ecstasy.   “Tell me,” she breathed, suddenly and strangely desperate.  “Tell me again!”

 

“First, we take possession of our new toys.  I divine their workings while you gorge yourself upon the energies they bathed in.”

 

“Yes, yes!”

 

“Then, we make new friends and…influence…them to our needs.”

 

“Ah…ah…!”

 

“And then…”

 

The Dancer’s breathing was ragged and heaving now.  “And…then…?”

 

“And then…then we tear the veils asunder, and make this place our own, personal hell.”  His hollow, echoing voice was quite and calm, his crystalline hand seizing his writhing companion’s throat in grip that would have been death for living flesh.

 

The only consequence however was the Dancer’s cry of sensual delight, so powerful it resounded throughout the empty floor beyond the long room.

 

 

Epilogue Three

 

A Missed Connection (aka The Spooks and The Bill)

Boxing Day, 2003

 

It took nearly two months after the events in Hyde Park before the various agencies and offices put all the pieces together.   This wasn’t especially surprising considering that how little there was to go on, never mind how many proverbial (not to mention bureaucratic) fingers in the proverbial pie.

 

The Ministry of Defense of course took possession of the wreckage, quickly carting it off to a “secure facility” under the supposed aegis of NATO; the fact said facility happened to be headed up by an American two-star complicated matters as MOD wanted to keep as close a leash on the materials as possible.  Atop this, the Western European Union Defense Office and certain august personages with OCSE were quick to make noises about ‘joint security agreements’ that to that point nobody took seriously.  Lyonnese and Muir Island were both quick to offer their ‘assistance’, which while respectfully demurred for the time being.

 

Within 46 hours, the wreckage was safely stored away in the Toy Shoppe and the Gray Book properly annotated.  There were those who dearly hoped that would be the end of it.

 

Phone calls passed within the halls of power, reaching deep into the apparatus of both security and government, and the focus shifted to the other anomaly that had appeared along with the now-wrecked tripods.  Granted, WHO’s file on Spider-Man was thin to the point of worthless, and F.66 had nothing beyond three footnotes in two separate and unrelated files.  MI-6 and -5 had the usual press clippings, but those contained on the typical tripe from Fleet Street.

 

They still had Barton and little more than six and a half minutes of footage from BBC Prime to work with.  Barton of course was precious little help, his natural belligerence towards authority making interviews needlessly difficult.  Even the INTERPOL liaison, who had some of the worst in the European underworld quaking in their privates, couldn’t get much from him.   He was clear on one point: the wall-crawler had seen someone that got him even more agitated than the tripods.  This was duly noted and quickly forgotten.

 

The BBC’s footage wasn’t much better.  It was hastily shot, lacked perspective, and had been overly focused on the machines rather than their dispatcher.  It did catch the latter’s confrontation with Barton and his wild gesturing.  The shrinks that were consulted agreed the wall-crawler was agitated, possibly mentally unbalanced.  Beyond that, they couldn’t offer anything. 

 

The INTERPOL liaison somehow took point from WHO, F.66, and pretty much everyone else.  He kept company with Nathaniel Caine’s two-man office in the MPF and made sure everyone was copied on his progress.  Pete Wisdom made noise, as was his wont, and so become their shadow.   Everyone else had better things to do.

 

The week of Christmas saw the four of them standing at the site of the battle and staring outwards in all directions.  Caine and his partner pantomimed the confrontation between Spider-Man and Hawkeye, with Nate playing the archer and Charlie as the wall-crawler.  The INTERPOL liaison grinned to himself and glanced every now and then at the piece of crystal he had chained to his left wrist.  Wisdom simply looked embarrassed to be there in the first place and smoked his cigarettes.

 

It was Charlie who, in the process of flapping his arms like a fool, noticed the billboard in the distance and recalled Barton’s statements.  Caine followed his line of sight, as too did Wisdom.  It was Charlie who put the pieces together, noting off-hand that Mary Jane Parker was known to be living in London these days and it was her husband who held three awards for his photos of Spider-Man.  Wisdom growled a couple bad words at the world in general while Nate squinted to make out the wording of the distant sign.  The INTERPOL liaison, Inspector Judiah Golem, just grinned some more. 

 

By rights they could have gone straight to the Crown Royale that same day.  But the Chief called Nate and Charlie in for the usual afternoon budget pow-wow and Wisdom needed to do a cheap song-and-dance for his nominal masters.  Golem went home to read the tealeaves and check with his own subordinates on ongoing investigations. 

 

It wasn’t until Boxing Day that they could line up their respective schedules and make a visit to the hotel.  They’d agreed without speaking to keep this development as quiet as possible, each having concluded the exact same thing and were (each for their own reasons) unwilling to spill it.

 

As they entered the grand lobby, Wisdom snickered “Charge of the trenchcoat brigade,” pointedly ignoring the “No Smoking Please” signs posted.  Golem, being the senior man, again took the point and politely asked Mrs. Parker be rung.  He identified each of them in turn, ID folders duly offered.

 

“I’m sorry,” the goblin at the front desk gurgled in polite reply.  “But Mrs. Parker is no longer in residence.”

 

No longer in residence?  Wasn’t she half-owner of the hotel?

 

“She is the full owner, sir.  She bought out Mr. McGiles last month.”

 

It was vital they speak with her.  How might we contact her?

 

“All correspondence is routed to her solicitor, sir.  You will have to speak with the manager, Mr. Brigglestallhoven, who is presently out of the office.”

 

Surely there is some way to contact her in an emergency?

 

“Again, sir, all correspondence is to be routed to her solicitor.”

 

But…

 

“Mr. and Mrs. Parker and their family are on extended holiday, sir, and quite unreachable.  Please move aside.”

 

The quartet made way for an elegant looking couple of pale complexion and razor sharp teeth.  Wisdom looked ready to make another go of it, but Golem shook his large head and cast another grin at the crystal in his hand.  He then marched off for the entryway, letting his compatriots trail behind him. 

 

On the sidewalk outside, Caine asked “Riot, what next?”

“Check wi’ her agent?” Wisdom suggested, only to see Golem shake his head.

 

“Likely she’s bought out of her contracts and gone to ground.”

 

Charlie blew a raspberry and began “So we…”

 

Golem quickly cut him off.  “We mark the case as ‘unsolved’ and stick it in the circular file.  Copy off everyone on the distribution list and get on with our lives.”

 

“Just like that?” Wisdom drawled, sounding not displeased with the idea.

 

“Just like that,” Golem nodded, then turned and sauntered down the street.  There was no doubt in the mind of the others this would be last they would see of him, on this case at least.

 

Wisdom watched him go for a moment, then turned to the pair from the MPF and grinned.  “Fancy a drink, gents?”  The grin was returned twice over, and the trio walked off, their footprints soon disappearing under the fresh-falling snow.

 

 

Final Epilogue

 

 

Perhaps the following happens somewhere far away, or not so far away.  When or where or even if it happens isn’t important. 

 

Only the possibility of it is important:

 

The young wife returns to her family’s new home, the afternoon shopping in the car seat beside her.  She also carries papers from her last doctor’s visit, nearly a week old.  She brushes her wind-blown hair from her eyes as she opens the envelope and reads the simple note.  A trembling lip is taken between perfect teeth at the news on that simple sheet.

 

Outside can be heard giggles and squeals of joy and excitement.  The blue waters of the sea can be easily seen beyond the house, her husband and daughter now coming from there, coming home.  She had hoped to reach home before they were finished so to join them.    

 

The child has grown quickly, her vocabulary as expansive as her energy.  She is as restless and wild a spirit as her mother was in days gone by, with an inquisitive mind to match her father’s.  It is still strange to see him now with a beard and his hair so thick and tangled.  Stranger still to see herself with a head of blonde hair cut almost page-boy short.  She occasionally sees herself in magazines or posters, relieved and a little wistful that her current look bares little resemblance to those glamorous images.

 

Such musing are cut short however, her husband and daughter half-stumbling, half-running through the doorway that leads from the kitchen to the beach.  They continue to laugh and jostle each other as she watches, the picture of patience and indulgence. 

 

The sandy and damp pair catch sight of her standing there.  “Hi, mommy,” the child calls, nearly screaming in surprised delight as her father grabs her up and murmurs something in her ear.  “Okay,” she agrees, scampering off down the ajoining hallway as soon as he sets her down and makes for the full WC at its end.

 

“Everything okay?” her husband asks. Still biting her lip against the news, she hands him the doctor’s note.  His eyes rake over the page, going wide and slowly rising to meet hers.  She steps forward into his arms, holding him as tightly as he does her. 

 

Her whispered words are honey in his ears.  “Congratulations, Tiger.  You’re going to be a daddy, again.”

 

Cries of joy and delight, both adult and child, could be heard across the empty beach and were carried out to the wide sea beyond.

 

 

End

 

 

 

Author’s Notes: Hope everyone enjoyed the roller coaster.  I’m afraid that’s it for the Parker family; you can catch Mary Jane’s earlier adventures in the regular “Pendragons” series and see the kid’s (possible) future in “War of the Worlds”.  

 

I’ve dated this story as taking place in 2003 based upon several considerations.  First, it is ‘canon’ that the Black Mass Barrier went up over Europe on All Hollow’s Eve, 2000.  It is likewise canon that Mary Jane was trapped there from the outset; so presuming that she had only just become pregnant when the Barrier went up, this means her daughter Anna was born circa July, 2001.  It is further established in “Pendragons” that Anna is nearly two years old now, making it early 2003 in the regular series.  I’ve placed this story a little later that same year to allow MJ and Sonja their time with the team; who knows, perhaps Sonja is still there.

 

Here’s answers to some of the questions I’m sure are going to be asked:

 

-Who the heck are Salomé, Stephen Saunders, and the mechanical man with the rosette?  The first two appeared in the early 1990s in the “Doctor Strange” monthly during that bizarre “Midnight Sons” mega-storyline our favorite sorcerer supreme was caught up in (along with the Nightstalkers trio, Morbius, a certain Spirit of Vengence, and others).  Salomé briefly displaced Strange as this dimension’s Sorcerer Supreme and Saunders was a mystic simulacrum Strange unconsciously created to build him a new powerbase while he himself recovered from a particularly devastating mystical attack.  Both were dispatched later in the storyline but not clearly destroyed.  For the story behind the mechanical man, I direct you to the BBCi webcast “Scream of the Shalka” at http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/webcasts/shalka and to the novel “The Adventuress of Henrietta Street” by Lawrence Miles (if you haven’t already guessed who he is, of course).  Doubtless we’ll be seeing more of them in the future.

 

-Who the heck is Inspector Judiah Golem and what’s the deal with the crystal?  Inspector Golem’s first (and thus far only) appearance in the Marvel Universe was in a four-part “Tomb of Dracula” prestige-format miniseries published in 1991, where he appeared amid the carnage the Lord of the Vampires wrecks in Georgetown and Washington, DC.  He refers to himself as a ‘psychic’ and is evidentially familiar enough with the supernatural world that he identifies Dracula himself as “your proverbial bad penny”.  Mayhap there is more to the man than just an 87% clearance rate in cases and a bit of crystal chained to his wrist.  We’ll see in coming stories.

 

-Does this mean no more Red Sonja?  You’re asking the wrong guy.  Write to Barry Reese if you’d like to keep her around.  I know I am!

 

-What does MPF stand for?  This stands for Metropolitan Police Force, also known as the Met, Scotland Yard and New Scotland Yard.  It shares jurisdiction over London alongside the City of London Police and the British Transit Police. 

 

-What is “Summersend”?  Given the prevalence of magick and the rise of older, more primal forces and ways under the Barrier, it is inevitable that calendar references would change with the times.  ‘Summersend’ is simply another name for the third week in September, denoting the official beginning of autumn in the Gregorian calendar.  Just be careful who you say this to as I hear Pope Alexandro in the Vatican is ready to sic the Dominicans on anyone under ‘pagan’ influences.

 

Again, hope everyone enjoyed the ride.  Any further questions or comments can go to yankee_pendragon@hotmail.com. 

 

Until next time…